Mama, I tried to fly today
Up on the roof, with my Superman cape
I jumped off, and flew into the sky
But then I fell onto the garden gate
Don't worry Mama, I won't do it again
Don't worry Mama, I'm okay.

Mama I tried to drive today
Your keys in the car while you're in the store
Have to move from Park to Drive
Push this big pedal down to the floor
Don't worry Mama, the car's not scratched
Don't worry Mama, I'm okay.

Mama, lost my virginity today
With this girl I met downtown last night
"Do you have a condom?" I replied "What's that?"
"Never mind, it'll be all right."
Don't worry Mama, I think we're in love
Don't worry Mama, I'm okay.

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