My .plans from years past

Ever since I've had my Unix account, I've had a .plan file for people to read. At first, I just gave short lists of song and celebrity quotes, but sometimes (well, okay, twice) I would actually get creative. These two .plan files are the result of those creative times way back in college. Feel free to steal them if you feel the need to, although I doubt you will since they're not really that good.

.plan file #1

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       ()()(((())))(()()))()())
    ())()()()()()))()(()(())
          ()())))((()))()()
                 ()()))()


                                                        ________
                                          /^\            \    /
____________________/^\_________________/_____\____________\/_________________
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\    /  |  \     ///////////////////////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\      /       \      /////////////////////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\       /    |    \        //////////////////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\        /     |     \    +------------+///////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /             \   |  Entering  |///////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /               \  | Wastelands |///////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /        |        \ +-----||-----+///////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /         |         \      || ////////////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /          |          \     ||  ///////////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /                       \   /||\  //////////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /                         \         /////////////////
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\         /             |             \         ////////////////

.plan file #2

My plan is to make the world a better place for personkind.  In my lifetime, I
want to see the eradication of racism, drug/alcohol abuse, war, crime,
prejudice, and^C

jupiter% telnet 125.73.19.1
Trying 125.73.19.1 ...
Connected to 125.73.19.1.
Escape character is '^]'.

T-UNIX SYS. VINFOMAX-19.2 COPYRIGHT 1987 (v.25)

Connected to Federal Bureau of Investigations node #2.

Login: guest
User guest accepted.  Requesting user autodetect from source system...
User autodetect successful.

The FBI offices in your area will be contacting you shortly
for the unauthorized use of this node by a civilian.  If found guilty, maximum
penalty is 15 years or $50,000.  We WILL find you.  Logging user guest off.

Connection closed by foreign host.